The Detroit Tigers rebounded from a shaky outing by closer Jose Valverde to beat the New York Yankee$ 6-4 in 12 innings Saturday night at Yankee Stadium Shopping Mall/Hard Rock Cafe. The Tigers lead the series 1-0! Can you say alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's the pitch to Gardner, weak grounder to second. Tigers win! BALLGAME OVER! THE YANKEES LOSE!!!!!!!!!! THHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE YANKEEES LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Baltimore Orioles beat the New York Yankees and their streroid shooting, cheater, perjurer left hander Andy "mis-remember" Pettitte 3-2 Monday night at Camden Yards in Baltimore, to even up the ALDS series at 1-1.
Here's the pitch to A-Roid, strike three! BALLGAME OVER! THE YANKEES LOSE! THHHEEEEEEEE YANKEES LOSE!
Let's face it, any player who wears Yankee Prison Pinstripes in annoying, some Yankee$ take it to disgusting levels. Nick Swisher gets the 2012 Jeter's Cheaters Award for Most Annoying Yankee of 2012! All you fellow Yankee haters out there respond by giving Swisher a big bronx cheer! BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The aging, fading Bronx Bumblers aka New York Yankees can't seem to beat the upstart Baltimore Orioles, so their fat slob of a pitcher C.C. (Calorie Consumer) Sabathia had to resort to throwing at Baltimore lead-off man Nick Markakis (and break his hand) to try and stop the O's. Then later in the game the Orioles got a partial payback for their getting screwed in the 1996 ALCS, when Mark "post season bust" Teixeira got called out at first to end the game! (Wah Wah Wah!) Poor Mark thinks the umpires were out to get the Yankees!) Orioles win 5-4! THE YANKEES LOSE! THHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES LOSE!
Sat. September 9, 2012
