Orioles Beat Andy HGH Pettitte 3-2 Yeah!

The Baltimore Orioles beat the New York Yankees and their streroid shooting, cheater, perjurer left hander Andy "mis-remember" Pettitte 3-2 Monday night at Camden Yards in Baltimore, to even up the ALDS series at 1-1. 

Here's the pitch to A-Roid, strike three! BALLGAME OVER! THE YANKEES LOSE! THHHEEEEEEEE YANKEES LOSE!